ToxicJones
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Post by ToxicJones on May 11, 2008 23:04:26 GMT -5
Jones covered her eyes with her hand and walked faster. In truth, she was snickering. The drunk Tomala was a little embarrassing.
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Post by bullet on May 11, 2008 23:05:38 GMT -5
Tomala said, Where yaaaaa goin miss captain Jonesss? ''
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Dire Wolf
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Post by Dire Wolf on May 11, 2008 23:08:43 GMT -5
He looked over at Jones, who was obviously embarresed by the drunken marine "Awright, fine J J, I'll show you something funny as hell." Hoot pointed twords down the street "To Wal-Mart!" After they got there he bought a "king" mask, if you have ever seen the burger king commercials, it is a mask that looks like the 'king'.
After that Hoot took them to the nearest Mcee Dees and Donned the mask. "OK, now.... Watch this." He said as he walked up to a very suprised cashieer and said "Ok, I will have a number 12 with a uhh... large coke to drink" He looked back at them and said "you guys want anything? The king's buying"
((OOC: Me and My friends actually did this once, it was hilarious.))
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ToxicJones
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Post by ToxicJones on May 11, 2008 23:12:07 GMT -5
((thats sound HIL-ARIOUS!)) Jones stood there and laughed, she even bent over her stomatch hurt so much. "Grab me a Big Mac!" She added, still cracking up.
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Post by Dire Wolf on May 11, 2008 23:23:06 GMT -5
"Awright, get the lady a big mac" Hoot said as he looked over at one of the window things that they have that lets you see the people going through the drive through. He got up close to the window and stared at the suprised people taking pictures of him with their cell-phones. One of the ladies in back was on her phone saying "The burga king mans at McDonalds"
Hoot walked over to one of the big sylish "M"s that they had and flipped it off. Videos of him were on YouTube the next day.
((OOC: We would have put it on Youtube but the video was too long and my friends only have Movie maker.... grr))
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ToxicJones
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Post by ToxicJones on May 11, 2008 23:38:12 GMT -5
((That would have been great!)) Jones doubled over with laughter. She couldn't help it. She grabbed Hoot and Tomala's sleeves and pulled them away from the MacDonalds, she could tell they were gonna call the cops. She was still laughing as they walked down the abandoned street.
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Post by Cartwright on May 12, 2008 1:31:34 GMT -5
The three Marines went into a local park and sat there for awhile, talking amongst themselves. Jones spoke to Hoot more than Tomala, who was too drunken to make a coherent conversation with. He eventually got them into more trouble than he was worth. He began talking all crap to a man in a solid red shirt. Though, normally, Hoot and Jones would have thought nothing of it. But this man had a tattoo that even said, "Blood 4 Lyfe" on it.
He talked shit back and then left and eventually, Meyen met up with the group. He sat down next to them, unaware of the events that had occured earlier.
"'Sup? I've had to deal with a mute in my fuckin' room. Thought I'd get some fresh air." The sergeant said, oblivious to the fact a group of gangsters were approaching them.
The gangsters walked up and surrounded them and noticed Meyen was still in his BDUs. This was means to joke them. They saw the patch that said, "Space Marine" and decided to spice things up a bit.
"Yo, Army faggot! How ya doin' soldier? You a gyrene? Man, all ya'll nigga's do is swim in water. Fuckin' pussy bitches. Bet you want to join the Army, where da real action is at, dawg." The man said, his English terrible.
"How 'bout you shut the fuck up, nigger."
"What the fuck did you say to me cracker? Nigger? I'll fuck yo ass up. Wanna fight, bitch?"
Meyen stood up, unafraid of these punks. They had no idea who they were messing with. But, they would find out soon enough. He was no pussy and he would go hand to hand combat with them any day of the week.
"Maybe I do."
"Good, yo. That bitch there can suck my dick if I win."
This angered both Jones and Hoot and they both stood up. The gangster, feeling threatened, pulled out a Glock. Its selector switch was to full automatic. He was definitely a coward and his group of friends outnumbered them three to seven, not counting Tomala who was too drunk to fight.
"Come on, bitch. Wanna fight me now?"
Meyen smirked and then said, "Nah man. I'm sorry."
Suddenly, Meyen pulled out an M1911 Colt .45 pistol and pulled the trigger. The weapon fired and the bullet pierced the man's head. He fell to the ground, lifeless. His buddies backed away and Hoot had his USP out and aimed it at them. The gangsters ran and a police officer who had witnessed the scene came over.
"You guys alright? Nice job handling those punks. You Marines?" The officer said.
"Yes, officer. Sergeant Meyen, Hell Hound platoon."
The officer nodded and then called for an ambulance. He knew the man was dead, but he did not care. They would call a coroner later. The four Marines left the park and went back to the hotel, in which the whole platoon was gathered in the front lobby. They were definitely going to go somewhere.
"Alright, I vote we all hop in the van and take a trip to the movies. Catch up on some good movies."
The platoon agreed and Corporal Godchild nodded solumnly. He honestly did not care what they did. He would just tag along. Though, he was slightly angered at the lieutenant. He had taken all of his joints and had command raid his locker back on the Normandy of all drug substances. The only reason why he did not yell at his superior is because he arranged for Godchild NOT to undergo a military court marshal under the accusations of carrying controlled substances on his persons, which was illegal both by U.S. law and under the UCMJ.
Now he was stuck with only alcohol as his main stress reliever and problem drowner. That, and cigarettes. He sighed. He really wanted to smoke a joint. Though, he could not really locate any so he would just manage and try to quit. Try.
The Marines all hopped in the van. It was time to head to the movies.
((OOC: Just post in limbo basically. All posts from here on will be in the van. When I post the next turn, you will be at the movie theatre.))
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ToxicJones
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Post by ToxicJones on May 12, 2008 9:23:10 GMT -5
Jones sat in the car smushed between a guy and the window. She sighed and sifted uncomfortably. "At least lets have some tunes guys!" She said, and cranked the radio. Wonderful night...
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Post by bullet on May 12, 2008 12:30:33 GMT -5
'' Whhhhhhy is thhhhhhheeeee vannnnn moving so sloowwwwww'' Tomala said in broken english. He also didnt know were they were going.
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Post by Shadow on May 12, 2008 13:37:06 GMT -5
"Mind explaining to me why Tomala is already drunk and we haven't even gotten to the bar yet?" Hayek sighed and closed his eyes. "What're we gonna be listening to? I vote Breaking Benjamin or Linkin Park."
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